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My first wife died from poison mushrooms, my second wife died the same way.

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As I made love to my wife, we were startled by the sight of the hideous creature standing in the doorway of our bedroom, still as a statue.

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The drug dealer of our school, who happens to be our mathematics teacher approached me in a frightening figure

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"Every party I ever went, there you were making me MISERABLE," he snarled at the terrified Benny, Anni-Frid, Björn, and Agnetha, "so I invented something capable of torturing you in the millions of ways you tortured me."

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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes.

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Did you know pigeons die when they have sex? NSFW

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Why i like reddit?

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"Ugh, somebody just fucking KILL me already."

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My hostage doubled over as I hit her across the face.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My first wife died from poison mushrooms, my second wife died the same way.	11
As I made love to my wife, we were startled by the sight of the hideous creature standing in the doorway of our bedroom, still as a statue.	11
The drug dealer of our school, who happens to be our mathematics teacher approached me in a frightening figure	10
"Every party I ever went, there you were making me MISERABLE," he snarled at the terrified Benny, Anni-Frid, Björn, and Agnetha, "so I invented something capable of torturing you in the millions of ways you tortured me."	10
[deleted by user]	10
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes.	10
Did you know pigeons die when they have sex? NSFW	10
Why i like reddit?	10
"Ugh, somebody just fucking KILL me already."	10
My hostage doubled over as I hit her across the face.	10